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How I Cured Morgellons
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10/24/2019 10:46:02 AM |
It’s Lilly, the cat. I, like you, have a mum who takes care of me. Her name is Jamie. Jamie used to have a dog named Lucy. Lucy was probably A LOT nicer to her than I am! You see, there are so many differences between cats and dogs. I don’t kiss Jamie very often. If I do, it’s a rare occurrence. Occasionally, I do appreciate the fact that I am tremendously spoiled. I am far more likely to give kisses to Alan. Jamie cannot figure that one out for the life of her. When I paw her, it’s because I want something, usually food. I like to paw her at 4 am, an hour before she has to get up for work. Sometimes, just to annoy her, I paw her in 10-minute intervals until she gets out of bed. After all, I am the center of her universe! When I yawn, I’m just tired. I sleep a lot. Whenever I want to go to sleep, I stand in front of the fireplace and stare at her until she turns it on. If she wakes me up from a sound sleep to pet me when I am in front of the fireplace, I howl at her and often give her a warning bite. I don’t like to be disturbed! The only toy I play with is my catnip mouse. Jamie cannot have it; it is mine. if she tries to take it away from me, it only means trouble for her! When I lean or sit on Jamie, I make sure that I am not looking at her. She gets to look at my rump. Protect Jamie? Well...I have never had to do that. I guess it counts that when the neighborhood cat named Timmy comes onto the property, I howl at him. He’s an orange cat, and I don’t like him very much. He’d better never try to get in MY house. Holly, you have to learn to be more like a cat and put that Chrissie in her proper place! After all, YOU are the king of that house, not her! Cats rule. NOTE: For anyone who thinks I (Jamie) am being serious in the least, I am not! :) On a serious note, I am praying for Holly, Chrissie! I hope your baby feels better VERY soon! Love you both! Jamie | |||
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