mel
3/13/2017
2:34:04 PM | |  | |
Hello Everyone and Welcome,
Thank you to our very own Joyce for this splash of humor.
God Bless You All, those who never gave up HOPE, got well.
Mel
OK, here's you a good laugh, allegedly a true story and is recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four men in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The guys did not wait for a second warning; they got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key in the ignition. She tried and tried, and then realized why. For the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
Someone thought they were funny when they added: Moral of the story? If you're going to have a senior moment...make it memorable. |
