Rockin Robin
9/6/2020
3:21:54 PM | Hello Everyone,
Here's two jokes to beat the blues!!
Two hunters out hunting in the woods. One collapses and is not breathing. His friend calls 911 and says, " My friend collapsed and is dead!!! What should I do?" The operator tells him, "Calm down Sir, calm down! First, go and make sure he is really dead." There is silence and then a loud bang. The man comes back and says, " Now, what do I do? "
This is just funny jokes, no offence intended!!
A man comes home and enters the house running and all excited. He tells his wife, 'I've won the lottery!I've won the lottery! Pack your bags, pack your bags!!" She rushes to the bedroom and takes out a suitcase and begins to pack. She wonders where they might be going; to Hawaii or snow skiing in the Alps. She rushes back to her husband and says, "What should I pack summer clothes or winter clothes?" He responds, "Pack'em all honey, you're history!!"
Just a bit of fun!!!
Love & Hugs, Rockin Robin |
