Karen (the Librarian)
4/25/2021
9:39:49 AM | Are you ready for another edition of puns.....
Hope you don't think these are a CAT-as-trophy!
Q: What kind of car does a cat drive?
– A Furrari!
Q: What are a well-read cat’s favorite books?
– Of Mice and Men and Great Catsby.
Q: Which two sodas does a cat like best?
– Dr. Peppurr and Meowntain Mew.
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer??
- He was keeping an eye on the mouse.
Q. What’s a cat’s favorite vegetable?
– As-purr-agus.
Q. What does a cat like to eat at Easter?
- Cat-bury cream Easter eggs!
Q. What is the definition of "Pro-Cat-stination"?
-Well, simply the time you spend playing with your CAT when you should be working!
Q. What is a cat's favorite place to visit in Egypt?
-- A Purr-a-mid!
Q. What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
Good Mousekeeping!
Q. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare play? –
--- Romeow and Mew-liet
Could I hear a round of "A-Paws" for these PURRfect puns!
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