Karen (the Librarian)
5/11/2021
9:22:22 AM | |  | | | What does egg salad have to do with it? |
Hello folks!
Ready for another edition of EGG-sellent puns?
Some of them may get your GOAT!
Q what do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
A An alarm cluck
Q What is a chicken's favorite landmark?
A Stone-hen-ge
Q What is a goat's favorite drink?
A Goat-er-ade.
Q What did Scrooge see when he spent the holiday on a farm?
A He saw the goats of Christmas past.
Q What do you call a goat who paints picture?
A Vincent Van Goat
Q who is a sheep's favorite singer?
A Britney Shears
Q Where do sheep go to watch funny videos?
A Ewe-tube
Q What cars do sheep like to drive?
A Lamborghinis
Q what do you call 100 sheep rolling down a hill?
A A LAMB-slide
Well, have a lovely day today! Be careful and don't let anyone pull the wool over your eyes, and don't get fleeced!
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