Karen (the Librarian)
3/5/2021
9:10:55 PM | |  | |
Ten Reasons you Should Join the Community
To be read with the rhythm of “Hickory Dickory Doc”
The doctor could not get you well,
So treacherously high the bill!
Thus, reason ONE!
Now write this down:
Seriously – STAY HERE – GET WELL!!
Chiropractor, he’s no help!
He cracked my back and then..
Let out a YELP!
Alas alack
Second tried cure did nothing
Let’s be more cheerful, okay?
The folks here so love puns!
They laugh Sundays,
Please join, it’s fun!
Three’s the count! Join the fun, Hey, HEY!
#4
PROTOCOL, get on it. Yes!
LOGOS Nutritionals!
Three times a day,
Wonderful! Yay!
Regain your health, feel so blessed!
#5
Read a lot, pay the small fee!
Informed oh yes, you’ll be.
Sum of the Parts
Do not depart!
In not so long, jump with glee!
#6
Dou -ble-u P S you must!
Citric Acid with it.
Add H 2 O
Ounces of 8
Do it right or it’s a BUST!
#7
Almighty God will you heal?
We know You love each one!
Jesus, the Son,
To You we pray,
Your praises we sing this day!
#8
Ask questions – no one will bite.
You hope this is the site,
To feel at ease,
To find some peace,
Stay with us, please don’t take flight!
Sung to the words of “Home, Home on the Range”.
Reason #9:
Hey, Hey, we know your plight.
Its annoying and frightening too.
Hey, we welcome you here,
With encouraging words,
You’ll get well if you don’t give up hope!
Reason #10:
Chorus:
Mel, Mel, he is the coach.
Over those here who all have MD.
Where always is heard, an encouraging word
WOW! The folks here are cheering for thee. :-)
Karen (the Librarian) (A.K.A. Laughing Bird.)
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